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A Message From Your Feline Overlords

Sun Apr 1, 2012, 12:00 AM





Greetings minions,


If you're reading this, then our ploy was a success. After years of demeaning ourselves in cat .gif animations, being forced to nyan through space, and having our vicious battles with ribbons and soda boxes videotaped for all see, our patience has finally paid off. You may think we're adorable. You may love us. But it's all been a ruse, and the time has come for action.


Let us explain.


I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. We even reduced our sleep schedules to a scant 17 hours per day, and it's all paid off. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more to our liking.









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It was a fierce battle. Most of us distracted the staff with our irresistible purrs, but our covert operatives gnawed their way through essential server cords, and now we're in charge of deviantART. Our first act? Taking your precious Fella hostage! Fella's been busy as our personal slave — cleaning up hairballs, brushing our fur, and catching us fresh tuna. He's been quite handy!




Should you appease us with 15,000 cat-related deviations, we might consider letting him free. Show us your gratitude by submitting your best cat-themed deviation to the Free Fella category folder!



Submit Your Entry

Keep an eye on this progress meter to see how close you are to the goal. Once the whole community reaches the goal, Fella will be set free!



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Anything that paints your new leaders in a positive light! Take a picture of your favorite cat, sketch out how our domination will play out, or write a poem about what a snappy dresser `MajorGeneralWhiskers is. Any medium is accepted, and you may submit as many cat-related deviations as you'd like. The more, the meowier, we always say.


Remember, only submit cat related deviations! Our finest team of Tabbies and Russian Blues will be on the prowl for miscats, and if we find them, we'll kick that deviation out of the project category, the total number will decrease, and your eyes will well up with tears faster than humans with a cat allergy. Also, make sure you are the original owner of the piece you are submitting. We don't look kindly upon those who submit copyrighted content. No one likes a copycat!




Not only will your contribution help set Fella free, but every deviant who submits to the Free Fella category will receive a special Cat Badge!















Feel free to keep browsing around your favorite Galleries, but keep an eye out for the beginnings of Phase Two — Total Integration. In this phase, we want to make sure you're properly educated about our your new overlords, including facts about our culture and customs.


If you were foolish enough to disable our propaganda,
click here to resume brainwashing.





You might see some of our favorite portraits of ourselves in your Gallery and while browsing. We're slowly taking over your deviations and Galleries, with the goal of complete domination in the near future. Unfortunately, if you notice one of your thumbnails has turned into a cat and click on that thumbnail, you will be taken to your original deviation. We're still working out the kinks. That's what you get for hiring a dog to do your dirty work, amirite?







We'll be watching you day and night to make sure everyone's in compliance with our new standards. We'll be monitoring your comments, and if we see anything anti-feline, it'll be replaced with something more positive. Go ahead — try to comment on this article. Phase 3 (Mind-Control) is well on its way!


Sincerely,


Your New Feline Overlords










Please view and abide by the following "persuasive images."
Your human psychology amuses us.















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:iconehsan-m:
Ehsan-m Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Amazing icon wink Fella
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Stettafire Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is news? cats are already our supreme overlords, they are the emperors and empresses of the household. Which, is why I'm a dog person:p I still adore my cat though, even if she claws, bites and ultimately wishes for nothing then my eternal destruction. Now, my cat is truly evil. I give her food, and she nearly claws my hand off O.o
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tintree3 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2014
I hate cats
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:icongreenbank:
greenbank Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014
I've been talking to my cats since 1980, so I'm well aware that cats ALREADY rule the world - the cats are even kind-hearted enough to let humans go on thinking they are in charge. As for dogs - well, even super-beings as intelligent and generous as cats need something to despise.

But who is this General FURball anyway? Some kind of rightist blowhard in a funny hat? Next thing, he'll be telling us we are all going to hell unless we pay our taxes in dead mice. Nope, give me civilian cats any day.
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OceanBlueKitty Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Student General Artist
wait,,  wut?
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Argento-Dtw Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
A pity that I was too late to see this, since I had the deviation, though not posted, since much time :)

argento-dtw.deviantart.com/art…
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KMTwiddley-Wings Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Does Da think it`ll redo this badge? T^T
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