First order of business! LaurenKitsune and bradleysays tagged me in this wonderful meme, and if there's one thing I like, it's a good meme.
Second, my friend Anna is getting married in August! It's a joyous time, and as maid of honor, I'm doing everything possible to help her have a perfect day. She's currently having some trouble finding a photographer for the wedding, and what better place to look than good ol' deviantART! So, if you know of a photographer in/around Erie, PA, please let me know!
On with the questions!
1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"A cat's face is particularly telling, expressing a variety of different emotions ranging from contentment to fear and aggression." -- Cat Care Handbook
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Another laptop, heh.
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I'm watching Cake Boss right now. I've been watching Cake Boss for about 2 hours. NO I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
No joke, 9:56 PM. I didn't cheat. Well, only a little.
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
30 minutes ago. Laundry. I lead an exciting life.
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9.) What are you wearing?
Jeans and a tank top. Take that, polar vortex!
10.) Did you dream last night?
Yeah, but I can't remember it at all.
11.) When did you last laugh?
I think I made a joke in my head and laughed.
12.) What are on the walls you are in?
Art. And I squashed a spider on the wall, and haven't cleaned it up yet.
13.) Seen anything weird lately?
My neighbor gave me a weird expression just now when I got the laundry.
14.) What do you think of this quiz?
15.) What was the last film you saw?
Anchorman 2. Amazeballs.
16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A hedge fund manager.
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I like Cake Boss. Or did you already guess that?
18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
Food and water for everyone!
19). What do you want to learn in the future?
Activities in Kenya.
20.) George Bush:
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hah, I'm going to steal LaurenKitsune's response, because mine is the same. "Psh, if I won't even tell my family, I'm not going to tell YOU, kind stranger."
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
This is a terrible joke. Currently, there's a commercial for Orange Juice in the background. So I thought of O.J. I would not name my child O.J. Orange Juice, maybe.
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
"You are cool, and I am proud of you."
25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal: