We're nearing the end of the month already! Time really flies.
This week, we're calling on all Premium Members who are also secret agents, especially trained in various combat styles. We have a special assignment for you!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat your evil next-door neighbor. He isn't just any ol' neighbor -- this man has laser-shooting eyes, a wind tunnel in his abdomen, four arms loaded with deadly poison, and porcupine-like spikes protruding from his back. And he hasn't given you back your lawn mower you lent him a month ago!
Not to worry! You have your trusty three weapons with you, which are:
A bucket of modeling clay
An orange
A broom
Using these three items, how would you take down your opponent? Be creative and tell us your heroic tale!
Either write your story as a comment to this journal or post it as a literature deviation and link it in the comments below. Any length is fine!
We'll pick three winners who will receive a one-year Premium Membership! Winners will be chosen based on inclusion of the three items, creativity, and ingenuity. All entries must be in by Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59 PM Los Angeles, CA, time.
You've finally had enough of the laser-holes in your apartment and porcupine spines in the lawn, and it's time to take on your neighbor head-to-head. What do you do? How does the battle go down?! We want to know!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat your evil next-door neighbor. He isn't just any ol' neighbor -- this man has laser-shooting eyes, a wind tunnel in his abdomen, four arms loaded with deadly poison, and porcupine-like spikes protruding from his back. And he hasn't given you back your lawn mower you lent him a month ago!
Not to worry! You have your trusty three weapons with you, which are:
A bucket of modeling clay
An orange
A broom
Using these three items, how would you take down your opponent? Be creative and tell us your heroic tale!
Either write your story as a comment to this journal or post it as a literature deviation and link it in the comments below. Any length is fine!
We'll pick three winners who will receive a one-year Premium Membership! Winners will be chosen based on inclusion of the three items, creativity, and ingenuity. All entries must be in by Tuesday, June 4th at 11:59 PM Los Angeles, CA, time.
You've finally had enough of the laser-holes in your apartment and porcupine spines in the lawn, and it's time to take on your neighbor head-to-head. What do you do? How does the battle go down?! We want to know!