Thursday: Improbable Mission!

Welcome to another beautiful Thursday! I hope you've been having a great week so far.

We have the winners from our Reverse Jeopardy contest! Awesome puns and use of words. We enjoyed reading through all the entries!

Category: Olympic Sports

Answer: Badminton

Question: Which sport is constantly making a racket?

Category: Aquatic Life

Answer: Red Snapper

Question: What was an accurate description of the photographer when told to get a real job?

Category: School Subjects

Answer: Algebra

Question: In which subject do we study the subject of zebra and algae breeding?

Category: Villains

Answer: Darth Maul

Question: What tool does a Sith Lord user to split firewood?

Category: Stops on the London Underground

Answer: Fairlop

Question: What is the name of a festival in which people love to cut off peoples' heads?

Category: Countries

Answer: Botswana

Question: What country has the best vacation resorts for robots?

You will be contacted about your prizes within the next 24 hours.

This week, we're calling on all Premium Members who are also secret agents. We have a special assignment for you.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell us the story of how you would deliver Chinese food to a hungry customer. However, the trip to his house is full of danger and intrigue. During your journey, you encounter:

A sad whale

Cupid rapidly shooting arrows

A road made of bubble wrap

How would you tackle each of these obstacles and ultimately deliver the food? Would you avoid Cupid's arrows, purchase a shield to deflect them, or gladly be struct by them? What kind of transportation would you use? What do you say when you arrive at the customer's house? Be creative and tell us your interpretation!

Either write your story as a comment to this journal or post it as a literature deviation and link it in the comments below. 

We'll pick three winners who will receive a dA Laptop Messenger Bag. Winners will be chosen based on inclusion and interaction with the three items, creativity, and ingenuity. All entries must be in by Tuesday, August 21st at 11:59 PM Los Angeles, CA, time. 

While you're out delivering food, you encounter a sad whale, Cupid going crazy, and bubble wrapped roads. What do you do?! We want to know!