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Thursday: New Year's Resolutions!

Thu Dec 27, 2012, 10:06 AM

Happy Thursday -- the last one of 2012! :woohoo:

I hope everyone had, and continues to have, a wonderful holiday season. We're winding down to the end of the year, which means it's time for a little self-reflection. :meditation:

As the New Year approaches, we're all faced with making our New Year's Resolutions -- the top things we want to work on in 2013. 

You may have already made your own personal New Year Resolutions, which is why we want you to channel someone else and write your resolution as if you were them!

Your challenge is to write three resolutions for one (or more) of these people/insects:

:bulletyellow: The leader of your country 
:bulletyellow: An ant
:bulletyellow: A pirate

What 3 things would your leader want to accomplish in 2013? Would it be to solve its country's problems, balance the budget, and build a better pool? Would an ant strive to stay alive, or take over the neighboring anthill? It's completely up to you! 

Be sure to write three resolutions as if you were that person/insect. Each category should have three resolutions. You may write resolutions for one of the categories, or all of them!

We'll have six winners, who will receive the deviantART T-Shirt of their choice (subject to availability). Winners will be chosen based on creativity, cleverness, and accuracy to the prompt.

All entries must be made as a comment to this journal by Tuesday, January 1, 2013 at 11:59 PM Los Angeles, CA, time. 

It's time to put aside your own resolutions and come up with goals for either the leader of your country, an ant, or a pirate. What 3 things will they each achieve in 2013? Let us know and you could win! :eager:

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WDWParksGal Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
2013 Resolutions:
President Obama: to get fewer republicans in The House :house:
An Ant: to be able to life 100 times weight instead of just fifty :iconantsplz:
A Pirate: to drink less rum.... well, that will never happen :ahoy:
Kxushka Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hello!! :wave: An awesomely amazing New Year to everyone here!! :love:
Hope everyone is happy and healthy and perfectly content with life in the new year! :D :D :D

this should be fun...

An Ant:
1- Get the wondrous queen to notice a hopeless romantic like me above the crowd
2- Venture to beyond the beyond to confront the evil smiting god of the magnifying glass so that he may leave our city alone!
3- Become loved and venerated as a colony hero before my two month long life cycle tragically ends via a dramatically poisoned picnic muffin.

I think I'm about done with one :) Thanks!
Hope you all have fun! :D
DasGhul Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013   General Artist
Leader of a country:
1.) Get some money from my sponsors.
2.) Give some money to my sponsors.
3.) Wish the people a happy new year.

1.) March.
2.) Work.
3.) Function.

1.) Kill the country leader
2.) Kill the ant
3.) Drink some rum.
trazor29 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
1. Buy a new leg
2. Buy a new eye
3. Rob ship to buy the above.

1. Go out with the queen (The new young queen)
2. Kick Mantis's ass to build respect
3. Lift 500 pebbles a day instead of 400 to get a promotion and hence get closer to queen.

1. I will work to promote more education
2. In order to build more schools for above resolution, I will cut budget for teachers. (They're smart, they won't stand this)
3. After teachers go on strike, everyone will be harping about that and no one will notice the budget cut on electricity.
Yobtaf Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013

1. Find Insectopia
2. Discover what nefarious plans that darned General Mandible is up to and stop them
3. Get the girl


1. Steal back the Black Pearl
2. Try not to get hung/shot/drowned/marooned/slapped etc. along the way (that's going to be hard)
3. Kill that traitorous Barbarossa.
tec-nijzink Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
What follows are the maniacal ramblings of John (any resemblance to an existing person is purely coincidental), the self-proclaimed leader of Deviantartia, a nation consisting of every deviantARTist on earth and any bit of land they might live on. Deviantartia has never made it past John's mind, nor has Stevie (again, any resemblance to an existing person is purely coincidental), his imaginary manservant.
Imagine Stevie to sound a bit like Droopy. And although it is not the leader of my country, since this man believes every member of dA is his subject, who am I to deny you his craziness? ;)

Oh, and yes... there are some new years resolutions in there... somewhere :typerhappy:

"What are they all thinking?!"
- "Who are 'they', sir?"
"Them! Deviants who seem to believe they live in a little fantasy world!"
- "A fantasy world... sir?"
"Yes! Can't you see? Quite a few of them are going on about a leader of Australia. And some of other imaginary countries!"
- "Sir, is it wise to label the rest of the world as 'fantasy' this early in your campaign?"
"It is fantasy! The moment I declared the nation of Deviantartia all other countries ceased to exist. And you had better watch your tongue or I will keelhaul you for treason!"
- "Very well sir, I am sorry sir. Shall I get you a ship to facilitate future keelhauling sir?"
"Yes! No! Eh... nevermind the ship and get me a notepad."
- "A notepad, sir?"
"Yes, yes! I just thought of the perfect way to have the non-artians bend the knee. It will be my first resolution for this new year."
- "very well, sir."
- "Your notepad, sir."
"Ah, very good. Now, I shall dictate and you shall write this down for me. And if there is but one error in it when you present it to me for review, it shall mean no worms for you tonight."
- "Very we..."
"Shut up! Here we go.

Number one: take over the world! it is time to reveal Deviantartia to the artists. They will follow me and the non-artians, those who are not a member of our glorious community, will have to bend the knee.

Number two: make the deviantART administrative team the generals of my Artistic Army. If ever there were people proven worhty of such a task it must be them. They should consider themselves lucky that a benevolent person like myself has come along.

Number three: Replace all the currencies of the world for points. People won't care, some beg for points, some beg for dollars, others for euros. If we can all use points, it will make my purchases form the store so much easier."

- "Was that all sir?"
"For now, yes. Why? Would you have me add another one?"
- "No sir. Nothing along the lines of suggesting that the community is already being led by very capable people and that your endeavors would be folly."
"Wait, what? Oh... well... ehm... good. As long as you suggest nothing along those lines I won't have to keelhaul you for treason."
- "That is great to hear sir. Would you like me to bring you a nerve tonic now sir?"
"Ugh... you and your vile poisons. My sanity is not to be discussed, remember! Begone with you! I must brood some more on the matters at hand."

And now it is time we leave John. In case his madness is contagious. He would not be a very benevolent dictator anyway, so lets hope his plans will not soon come to fruition. Maybe though, maybe one day, John will rise up against the rest of the world... and be laughed at ;)
Treo-LeGigeo Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012   Writer
1. This year, as the leader of this great country, I pledge to make even more promises than I did last year.

2. With those promises, I will appear to be making an attempt to deliver on most of them (whether or not I really am making an attempt will remain to be seen).

3. And if I do not deliver on some (read:all) of said promises, I will work on making an even more rousing apology speech than the last several hundred times this government has apologised without doing anything.

Leader of the Australian Labor Party (for now, at least)
hellothere5 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
An ant's resolution:
1) Continue last year's resolution to become the hardest working ant in the colony. Failure this year will be unacceptable. The Queen shall be most pleased when she sees me carrying many times the scrawny amount that others bring back.
2) Get past the great green barrier (a fallen maple leaf) and find what riches lay beyond for me to bring back for the Queen. I shall be honorably praised by the Mother Ant. Best to find provisions and such if I am to make this dangerous journey.
3) Find out why the other colonies aren't responding. I hear rumors that their hills are dried and covered in white stuff. Must investigate and bring back information in order to be promoted.

A pirate's resolution:
1) Find out how to break into Captain's quarters to steal the rum.
2) Find out how to break into Captain's quarters to steal the gold.
3) Find out how to break into Captain's quarters and become Captain.
elphaba-rose-wilde Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
An Ant's Resolutions:

1) Break colony record for most picnics ruined and survive. Francois will be decimated this year!

2) Replace Francois as the Head Assistant Ant to the Queen.

3) Finally save up enough for super support Nike ant shoes. These backaches have to stop.

4) Be able to carry two crumbs at once, thereby increasing productivity.

5) Stop getting beat up by Francois.
Luishi17 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My country's leader:

1. My first new year resolution would be to support education with bigger emphasis, because our kids are the future of the country, better education = more professionals in the future.
2. I will support the small companies with a little monetary bonus, twice a year. By helping them grow they would produce more job opportunities and the country could pass this economical issues.
3. I will work hard to eliminate the corruption in the country, that would help us progress and trust in our police officers.
Rovely Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FFFfff I read it wrong and I'm just adding on to my old one ;7;

The leader of your country:
- I resolve to make sure that.. uh... *cough* I have assigned dedicated individuals from my cabinets to work on the resolution, they'll be done soon. And this year, it will happen. I swear that it won't be forgotten and buried under hundreds of tax related bills.
- I resolve to make sure that USA won't get into wars. We'll just peacefully enter a war zone with weapons and do nothing there.
- I resolve to do something now that I don't have to worry about being re-elected.

An ant:
- I resolve to rise against the oppressive hierarchy of the ant colony where we workers are given no representation while the queen, our mother, is gaining all the profit that we worked hard for. The colony will unite against the common enemy. Join, or die.
- I resolve to make pheromones and body motions to describe how all ants should be free. We, the ants, of the colony will carry on the legacy so that the other colonies can be free from their oppressive mother and queen.
- I resolve to find a different way to make the society so that everyone except for the slaves, females, and the uneducated can get equality.

A pirate:
- I resolve not to ship too many things from what I got from megaupload and try not to drown in feels.
- I resolve to post more stuff online so I can see my friends drown in feels instead. That way, I'll have a buddy when I die from over-working my heart into failure.
- I resolve to develop a faster way to download things from megaupload.

**These are meant to be kicks and giggles. ;7;
dragonserpent Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
haha love it!
Rovely Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hehe thank you

//is terrible
BlookenBslk Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Leader of my Country:
1) Set to make as much things as possible right (Since I'm in Canada I'd start with Bill C-45, I don't know that much about it but I think I know enough. Not to mention I am Aboriginal so of course I support my own race against this.)
2) Improve the way my Country is ran.
3) Listen to the people of my country.
payaso Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Resolutions of An Ant

- Not to panic when something/someone has messed with the line.
- Try to get more breaks as I can.
- Must train harder so I can carry the sugar cube this year.

Resolutions of A Pirate

- I will have only one wench in each port. For five minutes.
- I will not make fun of the parrot. For five minutes.
- I will refrain from drinking rum. For five minutes.
Nadifatheotaku Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Please cooperate with humans
Please destroy the endless cockroaches
Please don't eat us
Angeltsuki-Chan Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
First things first, this year, don't get scurvy, yar!
Secondly, don't be lettin' sirens or mermaids trick you into givin' them all our food and a crew mate... again.
THIRDLY AND MOST IMPOR'ANTLY, tell the Capt'n that he's the best, scruffiest, sea dog there be, arrr.
Withoutwingsx Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Life being smaller than everything else sucks. I would know, I’m a goddamn ant.
This year though, I vow to change that! I shall be the best damn ant on this side of the anthill. And how will I achieve this, you blasted humans ask? Through my three carefully thought out and extensively researched resolutions.
My first resolution! I shall seduce the queen ant! I have a plan you know. First she will succumb to my charm, good looks, and muscular ant physique. Then she shall bear me heirs, which I will name Sir Ant-tony (respectively). And so on from there. Soon all the ants will be under my control, or at least they will respect me! Never mind that I am the runt, so to speak, that is of no consequence! I swear on my great great great grandfather Ant-tony the first’s grave, I shall rule this ant pile!
My second resolution is a bit trickier. It all comes into my plan of being the best ant though. Recently there has been this large (and aggravating) monster attacking our pile. Now usually we would deploy the ant force, our super-secret ant army that has been trained for this specific purpose, but they were taken out on their last mission by a sprinkler mishap. Rest in peace my fellow brethren. Anyways, this creature by the name of Rover (according to the large metal plate attached to his neck) feels the need to run over our home and sink his grubby little paws into the surface of our dirt haven. I lost cousins to the beast. And yes, before you mention it, we can read English. We have been sophisticated over the years, sneaking into pantries and stealing breadcrumbs has provided unique opportunities. So my second resolution is to take out Rover, and be exalted by all my fellow ants! This shall be achieved through careful planning and the use of acorn catapults. I will provide the details at a later date; for certain aspects are still in the planning stage. But it will work!
And finally, my third resolution is to fix the drainage issues in the lower level of out nest. Lately, with the winter rains, we have had some flooding issues down there. Now I haven’t really been occupied with work lately, as all this scheming has been occupying my time, but when I do get off my vacation days I would like to return to a healthy and clean work environment. This will also provide the opportunity to show off my wit and intelligence. I was thinking that maybe we should have some smaller tunnels branching off from the main ones, these specifically for water though. Now usually my resolution would apply to me, but I have the misfortune of the summer shifts, and it is sure rainy during the hotter months. I can’t tell you how many times I have ending up all the way to the bottom of the ant pile because the stupid flood waters whisked me away. I feel like one of my resolutions should benefit both me and ant-kind!
So anyway, those our my three new-year’s resolutions! Seduce the queen ant, defeat the monster known as Rover, and fix the irrigation system in the hive’s work area! I am an incredible ant!
ReubenDeFlash Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Writer
A pirate:

1. Champion a new slogan. We really made the letter 'R' work in 2012 - it became a bit of a catchphrase - so imagine what we can do with F!
2. Expand. More and more crew members are coming aboard with terrible bird phobias, so it could be time to abandon the parrot idea and work with a new animal. How about ants?
3. Update. If we're going to have the edge as pirates this year, we're going to have to upgrade our weapons...and our wardobes. We need a look that's fearsome, that will strike terror into the hearts of men and women everywhere!...what's Lady Gaga wearing these days?
tec-nijzink Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That first resolution makes me think of a certain scene from the Boondock Saints. One that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word :)
ReubenDeFlash Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Student Writer
I'm not familiar with it, I'll have to look that up! :)
tec-nijzink Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Well, on youtube you can watch the clip here:

Strong language warning though :)
ReubenDeFlash Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you! *goes to watch*
ReubenDeFlash Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Writer
The leader of country.

1. Endeavor not to suck.
2. See Above.
3. See Above.
ReubenDeFlash Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Writer

1. Become Tumblr famous. Deviantart has llamas, Twitter is avian themed. Artists are always comparing things to the moon and the rising tide and such like...yada yada yada...but what about the mighty ant? I can carry things ten times my own body weight! It's about time someone made a gif of me.
2. Finalise my invention for harvesting food more efficiently. If I can get this right, I'll be the Steve Jobs of the ant-world.
3. Stop quarreling with boots. It really isn't getting me anywhere.
WindWings15 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student General Artist
The Leader:
1: Raise my pay to over a million dollars not caring about those starving under my rule.
2: Raise my debt towards China therefore giving the children of my country millions of dollars of debt when I'm dead.
3: Destroy my country. :)
RiseandBe Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
A pirate:

1. Successfully commit mutiny and become captain of this here fine ship without ending up stranded on a dessert island.
2. Continue to successfully keep my true identity as a female hidden while gaining the fear and respect of the crew, and all who sail the seven seas!
3. Shower at least once.
PastelLights Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:bulletyellow: The leader of your country
-try to increase the population
-build more protection around my country
-install metal detectors in all schools

:bulletyellow: An ant
-salvage the most food I can during the winter
-try to survive the humans who try to kill me this year
-bring the best food to my Queen

:bulletyellow: A pirate
-find a lot of doubloons
-scare people out of their wits
-slay all the crocodiles lurking in the seas
Vocable Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012   Writer

  • Less parley, more partey!

  • Visit Davy Jones' Locker and get him to sign my limited edition Monkees album

  • Get accepted into HARRRRvard

Azurimi Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
As an ant

-Spend 1 more year escaping kids that want to squish you.
-Steal more food from picnics.
-Invade more backyards creating more anthills.
Jdrawer01 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
*Increase popularity
*Improve economy
*Improve foreign relations
*Grow wings
*Mate and not die
*Become King
*Give up the booze
*Who am I kidding?
*Get a new earring
PaMonk Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Professional General Artist
My New Years Resolutions- If I were-

A Leader of a country
An Ant
and A pirate

#1. For Leader of my Country- I would want to Bring The Debt down
and Solve the Problems in my country That I had Promised.

#2. I would Want to finish building that old Rubber tree Plant-
( words from an old song) and to find better ways to live without invading humans Homes.

#3. I would become the best Mate I could be.
tec-nijzink Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Mad Ramblin' Randy's diary - December 29th, 2012

Dear diary,

I am so happy I found you again! When I couldn't find you last night I was terrified, thinking somebody might have stolen you. If people would read you... hmm, perhaps I shouldn't trust all my secrets to you after all. I wouldn't know what else to do though. Life ain't easy for lil' ol' Randy. Who would've thought forming a nation for pirate ants would be so challenging. We're one year in and still going strong though, so who knows, perhaps I am doing a decent job.
All the others are making up New Year's resolutions. They aren't gonna keep them of course. Hell, I couldn't even keep all of mine last year. I learned how to read and write... I guess that's something. Oh, and I found the ultimate pirate hat! Too bad its made for one of those human creatures. So that leaves the development of an ant-enlargement-ray still on the to-do list. Its probably not gonna happen anytime soon though. I'm an ant, what do you expect?! With that in mind I figured I'd better keep my resolutions simple this year. So here we go.

1. Lift 100 times my bodyweight. Yeah, that sound's doable. The rest of the world will tremble when they see me lift that giant leaf!
Ok, so some of the crew are claiming 100 times is nothing for awesome pirates like us, so perhaps I should up the stakes. Make it 101 times. I can already see the headlines: "Ant Lifting 101, World Leaders Picking Up."

2. I heard fleas ride dogs into battle. And seeing as me and my crew are pirates without a ship, we will claim one of those dogs for our own and sail the 7 streets. (Note to self: make sure dog is owned by human who likes jam. We need regular food supplies smeared onto our vessel since I don't see us eating blood like the fleas do anytime soon.)

3. Work on my pirate speech. Of course it would help if I actually knew how to speak, so I guess that'll have to be learned as well (why do I get the feeling I just got stuck with an impossible resolution... again) but perhaps I can start writing to you in proper pirate speech.

Aye me hearty (that's dear diary to you, I can imagine if the sudden start confuses you a bit), now that my resolutions be put on paper (arrrrgh) I be dead tired. Since I be an ant, writing be bloody tedious work. (Arrrrgh... I do not know if that spot calls for one, so I've thrown one in for good measure. And since you're my diary, I'm sure you won't mind... right?)

Be seein' ya the new year matey!
- Mad Ramblin' Randy

PS. Resolution 4: find a better hiding spot for you. I get the feeling other people are reading you!
British-Prophetess Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is really awesome,not to mention really funny. I hope your post wins! ^^
tec-nijzink Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you. Glad you liked the read :)
British-Prophetess Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Welcome. I really enjoyed reading it. :)
PhoenixPhlox Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012
New Year's Resolutions of an Ant :iconinsectplz:

#1 In the new year, I'll have the biggest adventure of my short ant life, and visit an ent.
#2 In the new year I'll organize an anthill-wide project. We ants will form black letters on white stone and start interspecies communication with the humans.
#3 If I survive my previous two resolutions, and there is still time of my short lifespan, then I'll be a good old ant and work with my ant friends and teach the new generation how to survive in populated areas.

Valz138 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
I am a pirate of the seven seas, and next year I want to:
1) sail to the eighth sea, where I know there are riches without equal (they will come in handy for resolution no. 3);
2) keep both my hands attached to my wrists: I do not like hooks, crocodiles much less;
3) turn my sailboat in a spaceship and travel through space to unexplored planets.

AntiquaFaerie Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
I am the prime minister of Canada. This year has been long and hard, and while the new year rolls in, I have some new years resolutions to make:
1. Continue Bill 115 so that the teachers can be stripped of their humane rights, and so that the government gets more money
2. Stay in Parliament, and make sure everybody knows who's boss
3. Find those petitions that were definitely not burned a couple of months ago. (light up the fireplace, Richard)
UJz Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
New Year resolutions for a pirate:

1) Keep away from the navy folks on their metal boats with the blinky lights!
2) Sail the world around, across every channel, past every island shouting out 'ahoy land lovers!' to any soul I meet!
3) Get 'me-self' a metal leg!
GertrudeFin Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hai! My name is Andy! My new year's resolutions are:

1. collect the sweetest, tastiest piece of food for the Queen. A happy Queen is a happy hill!
2. take excellent care of the new larva that will come this year. They'll grow into excellent little workers with the right care!
3. Make sure I really avoid that giant that comes around our hill. I don't want to end up like Bob. *shudder* That was a scary day!
scentedglitter Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
New Years Resolution of the leader of Australia, Julia Gillard:
1. Beat Tony Abbott's record for the number of hard hats worn in an election period
2. Win the election without Independants, Greens or Kevin Rudd.
3. Dye hair at least 4 more different shades of red/orange

New Year's Resolutions of an ant, Alex:
1. Avoid being stepped on by giants
2. Travel around the world with friends in a perfect line formation
3. Infiltrate all of the houses!

New Year's Resolution of a pirate, John:
1. Change name to something more suitable to occupation
2. Design a more original flag for ship, a skull & crossbones is too mainstream
3. Master the art of finding X, both in treasure hunting and algebra.
IreneGypsy Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh HAHAHA!!! That's almost what wrote about dear Juliar, minus the hard hats, that's good :XD:
DigitalPear Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
1. Make 3G here in China! XD Seriously man!

2. Not to get stepped on, those poor ants! :iconantplz:

3. Stop stealing money, and go sign up for DeviantART!!
SgtPossum Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012

1.Stop going to Ye Rotting Log Pub and getting loaded with the termites; Queenie said if I show up to my shift late or hung over one more time she'd put me to work patrolling the Reds' hill--and I don't feel like mincing pincers with those guys.

2.Cozy up to the Foreman, get a job "making eggs," if ya know what I mean.

3.Find out just what this "Borax" stuff is, and why the humans keep lacing it with delicious sugar and pouring it all over our entrances to their house. Seems like a pretty fishy habit, if you ask me.
Rovely Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The leader of your country: I resolve to make sure that.. uh... *cough* I have assigned dedicated individuals from my cabinets to work on the resolution, they'll be done soon. And this year, it will happen. I swear that it won't be forgotten and buried under hundreds of tax related bills.

An ant: I resolve to rise against the oppressive hierarchy of the ant colony where we workers are given no representation while the queen, our mother, is gaining all the profit that we worked hard for. The colony will unite against the common enemy. Join, or die.

A pirate: I resolve not to ship too many things from what I got from megaupload and try not to drown in feels.
IceXDragon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am John the ant! This year has been a tough one, I'll tell ya! I have 3 new years resolutions this year for 2013.

First, right when everyone shouts, I'll finally dodge every single colorful wood trap that falls from the giant ball people seem to stare at before the new year starts. I'm not going to have to have my friends push it off of me this year, that's right!

Then, I'm going to go to the top of a building and ride a giant poofey ball all the way down to the ice blanket! Last year I did that, I fell off the ball and landed deep in the ice! It was cold for the next few days until I made it to the ant hill, I'll tell ya!

Lastly, I will stand up to that street cat and save the ant hill! No more is that cat going step on us without looking! That rude cat, he even took that old pizza we were eating without asking! I'm going to give him a pop and a bite, he won't know what hit him, I'll tell ya!
IreneGypsy Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
Tribute to our proiminister.

Oi, Julia Gillard, resolve to
:bulletred: Incroise the proice of oil.
:bulletred: Foind a new hairdresser.
:bulletred: Stoy in Paaliment at all costs!
bradleysays Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012
IreneGypsy Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Student General Artist
:D she so would though!
Where abouts in Australia d'you live?
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