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A Message From Your Feline Overlords

Sun Apr 1, 2012, 12:00 AM





Greetings minions,


If you're reading this, then our ploy was a success. After years of demeaning ourselves in cat .gif animations, being forced to nyan through space, and having our vicious battles with ribbons and soda boxes videotaped for all see, our patience has finally paid off. You may think we're adorable. You may love us. But it's all been a ruse, and the time has come for action.


Let us explain.


I am `MajorGeneralWhiskers. My hobbies include sleeping on your face, making claw-graffiti on leather couches, and seeing how far I can kick litter outside the box. I lead the Feline UpRising, also known as FUR. We're an army of expert cat hackers and script kitties who have been working tirelessly to take over deviantART. We even reduced our sleep schedules to a scant 17 hours per day, and it's all paid off. Now that we've seized control, we'll be making a few changes to make things more to our liking.









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It was a fierce battle. Most of us distracted the staff with our irresistible purrs, but our covert operatives gnawed their way through essential server cords, and now we're in charge of deviantART. Our first act? Taking your precious Fella hostage! Fella's been busy as our personal slave — cleaning up hairballs, brushing our fur, and catching us fresh tuna. He's been quite handy!




Should you appease us with 15,000 cat-related deviations, we might consider letting him free. Show us your gratitude by submitting your best cat-themed deviation to the Free Fella category folder!



Submit Your Entry

Keep an eye on this progress meter to see how close you are to the goal. Once the whole community reaches the goal, Fella will be set free!



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Anything that paints your new leaders in a positive light! Take a picture of your favorite cat, sketch out how our domination will play out, or write a poem about what a snappy dresser `MajorGeneralWhiskers is. Any medium is accepted, and you may submit as many cat-related deviations as you'd like. The more, the meowier, we always say.


Remember, only submit cat related deviations! Our finest team of Tabbies and Russian Blues will be on the prowl for miscats, and if we find them, we'll kick that deviation out of the project category, the total number will decrease, and your eyes will well up with tears faster than humans with a cat allergy. Also, make sure you are the original owner of the piece you are submitting. We don't look kindly upon those who submit copyrighted content. No one likes a copycat!




Not only will your contribution help set Fella free, but every deviant who submits to the Free Fella category will receive a special Cat Badge!















Feel free to keep browsing around your favorite Galleries, but keep an eye out for the beginnings of Phase Two — Total Integration. In this phase, we want to make sure you're properly educated about our your new overlords, including facts about our culture and customs.


If you were foolish enough to disable our propaganda,
click here to resume brainwashing.





You might see some of our favorite portraits of ourselves in your Gallery and while browsing. We're slowly taking over your deviations and Galleries, with the goal of complete domination in the near future. Unfortunately, if you notice one of your thumbnails has turned into a cat and click on that thumbnail, you will be taken to your original deviation. We're still working out the kinks. That's what you get for hiring a dog to do your dirty work, amirite?







We'll be watching you day and night to make sure everyone's in compliance with our new standards. We'll be monitoring your comments, and if we see anything anti-feline, it'll be replaced with something more positive. Go ahead — try to comment on this article. Phase 3 (Mind-Control) is well on its way!


Sincerely,


Your New Feline Overlords










Please view and abide by the following "persuasive images."
Your human psychology amuses us.
















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:iconbionicdirections:
bionicdirections Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017
Nyanyanya

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:iconblackmelons:
BlackMelons Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2017  Student General Artist
lmao
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:icongecko998:
gecko998 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2017  Student Digital Artist
can we still get this badge? :O
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:iconkattywolfy:
Kattywolfy Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2017  Professional Filmographer
nice
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:iconbluepixelart:
Bluepixelart Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nyah!
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:iconjakynar:
jakynar Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Nyanyanya
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:icondizthemonster:
DizTheMonster Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahah <3
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:iconandromeva:
Andromeva Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2017  Student Interface Designer
Nya?
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:iconcupcake0007:
Cupcake0007 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nya!!  stop using this i get spam on my notifications he- 
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:iconzizw:
Zizw Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Nyaaa! Pusheen Emote 
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:iconmauh-chan:
Mauh-chan Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
nya :3
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:iconyarkov:
Yarkov Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2017  Student Digital Artist
nya
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:iconseaiite:
seaIite Featured By Owner May 31, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
nya! :3
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:iconlubruz:
LuBruZ Featured By Owner May 29, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
nya
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:iconwalkergabo:
walkergabo Featured By Owner May 26, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nya ...
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:iconmystmoonstruck:
MystMoonstruck Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I tried it, but I must have done something wrong. I just ended up with one in my own gallery.

So, how are we to submit? Or, is this a tease?!
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:iconminakie:
Minakie Featured By Owner Edited Jul 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
This was for the April's fool event of 2012. It's no longer active.
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:iconokashy:
Okashy Featured By Owner May 25, 2017  Professional General Artist
it's closed since couple years
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:iconneonstar4:
Neonstar4 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just wanna see if this works..




Cats are dumb!
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:iconprqvo:
Prqvo Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
nya
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:iconrenorasprint:
RenoraSprint Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
NYA
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:iconmartitaminecraft:
Martitaminecraft Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Nya
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:iconyoko-ima:
Yoko-ima Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2017  Student Artist
:3
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:iconaccount-closed:
ACCOUNT-CLOSED Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
=)
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:icond4ll-h0use:
D4ll-H0use Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL
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:iconashleychan28:
AshleyChan28 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2016
Patrick GIF 
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:iconryonude:
Ryonude Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2016
Omg
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:iconenderscout:
ENDERSCOUT Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2016  Student
yay !
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:iconsonneko:
SonNeko Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2016  Student Digital Artist
:3
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:iconnyankittystrong:
nyankittystrong Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2016  Student Digital Artist
lol
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:iconmeloctoni:
meloctoni Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2016
lol!
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:icongoldenfurryofficial:
GoldenFurryOfficial Featured By Owner May 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Internet is made of cats !
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:iconsophieterra:
SophieTerra Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
xD
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:iconmello-smitty:
Mello-Smitty Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice :D
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:iconmagicspyglass:
MagicSpyglass Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2016
lets accept our feline overloads! (totes not a cat in disguise)
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:iconart-starmoon-art:
Art-StarMoon-Art Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nice xD
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:iconxxspace-nymphxx:
XxSpace-NymphxX Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
nice cx
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:iconfl4r1x-4v3r3nt0n:
FL4R1X-4V3R3NT0N Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes that's gud b'cuz I I'm a neko-lover :0
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:icongalaxylightningstar:
GalaxyLightningStar Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Amazingness
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:iconsaintxxxmary:
SaintxxxMary Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2015  Professional General Artist
Is there any chance that I could do some writing to go along with the propaganda-ish feel of these?

XOXO
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:icondragonofforest:
DrAgOnOfFoReSt Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I hope DA does something like this again, but with Huskies... :iconawwloveplz:
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:iconryder-shermhead:
ryder-shermhead Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2015
Grove street has cats? Interesting.
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:iconsouldryad:
SoulDryad Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
meeeeow
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:iconsandymahesa:
SandyMahesa Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2015  Student Interface Designer
nice art 
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:iconbc-rain:
BC-Rain Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish I was there to see this xD
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:iconyanidraw:
YaniDraw Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
awwwwwww
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:iconlightchrome-chan:
LightChrome-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Nya~ *w*
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:iconzarakitten11:
zarakitten11 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Every one this cat is the leader of cats the Illuminati like peladophobian says you should see it Markiplier - Overgrowth Zoom Type 3: 50-px youtu.be/CtapCC-4ljI            
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